To set the scene there are 2 clouds floating high in the sky, they are watching the world go by whilst having a general chat.
CLOUD 1: Yes well my house has an extension on as well as 3 kitchens.
CLOUD 2: That’s nothing. Mine’s got 6 acres of land and a swimming pool.
CLOUD 1: My Garage is a fully functioning gym room did you know?!
CLOUD 2: Pft. My swimming pool has 7 diving boards.
A bird flying by has heard all of this and tuts to himself.
BIRD: The boast-gusters are at it again.